Lustigt som fan. Jag träffar en person och börjar lära känna denna personen. Det visar sig senare att personen är en dansare av något slag. Inte en, inte två, utan tredje gången nu. Dras jag till såna på något sätt eller?

Jag skiter fullständigt vad folk säger om chris brown, faktum är att han har blivit en bättre artist sen uppbrottet med Rihanna. Minns när jag satt och lyssnade på run it, gimme that och liknanade. En helt annan artist idag från vad han varit. Peace and Love.

Har varit lite väck i skallen. Kännt så tom inom mig. Det är precis som om det fattades något, ett tomrum som behövde fyllas. Igår fick jag mig en tankeställare, en klocka inom mig ringde. Memento Vivere.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

Åkte till malmö idag för att fira den här söta bebisen.

Theo 1 månad, föddes 101010, en tia helt enkelt!

Liten koreografi jag och kenny körde :0)

Idag är det tredje gången på 2 veckor jag hör att en av mina vänners mobiler blir stulna. Tråkigt att sånt ska hända. Håll hårt i era mobiler när ni är ute och festar! Ingen går säkert en enda sekund.

Bounce sista föreställning finns tillgänglig fram till den 6 december, så börja kolla och njut!

http://svtplay.se/v/2226166/veckans_forestallning/the_last_bounce

Lagade min absoluta barndoms mat. Stekta ägg, blandat med köttfärs och ris. Smaksatt med lite ketchup och chilisås. Kanske låter äckligt för Er? But who cares? Min farmor lagade alltid detta när jag va yngre. Det är svingott.

Ny dag. Ny vecka. Nya utmaningar. Tog åter igen ett stort beslut.
Någon gång under mars månad nästa år flyttar jag till växjö.

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea,
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see,
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like 1 2 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
And you'll be there
Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah